Update:

My dad read my prison vs. strategy project, and he said he'd hire me today. If he wasn't my dad, of course.

Then I saw him text my mom, "our daughter is seriously, seriously smart".

NOW IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO GO TO MY MINI PROJECTS PAGE AND READ MY PRISON = STRATEGY = PRISON = PLANNING JIMMY... THEN IDK WHAT WILL.