Today, I ate my face wash.

I'm trying this new thing where I only wash my hair every two days, which (if you know me) is absolutely mortifyingly HARD. Anyway, it seems as though I can dull the manic need I have to wash my hair, if I wash my face... twenty-seven times a day.

So, while I was washing my face for what I think was the third time today, I ate my face wash. And, at that very moment, I had a magnificent realization:

Sarah - stop writing down all of your thoughts on post-it notes, and start a damn blog! Because a blog is exactly what you need when you're eating your charcoal Biore face wash and you need to tell someone about it

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